The Presidential wrestling match is entering the final out-of-the-ring frenzy. Team Hillary was body slammed by the FBI so they tagged Beyonce for the rescue. Time for all the surrogates to jump in and out, throw chairs, and deck the ref. The lights go out as Hillary grabs the comb-over and Trump grabs the butt of the starlet who announces the match. Tuesday can’t come soon enough.
(A few people liked this on Facebook so I put it here for posterity.)